PolarBabe

Jun 17

raysquared: yourlovelylies: warningdontreadthis

OMG Mary! I Love you even more! LOTR fan? I didn’t know that!

Apr 27

Fucking kidding me ?

@causette ! ravie de correspondre avec une musulmane mais surprise de votre identifiant:causette,savez vous au moins qui c’est? ça n’est pas le coran qui vous l’apprendra!

Incredible. This asshole assumes that because I’m Muslim I know nothing about anything. BREAKING NEWS: Even muslim people are born with a fucking brain ! GO FUCK YOURSELF. KTHKSBYE.

Tu devrais lui répondre que Causette, à la fin des Misérables, elle se convertit à l’Islam, mais que Victor Hugo l’a pas écrit pour pas choqué les gens bien pensants du XIXe siècle, mais qu’à l’heure actuelle, la société est bien prête pour lire le sequel… Tu devrais lui parler des grands savants musulmans qui avaient l’admiration de Freud…

Apr 22

Seriously twitter?

Fuck You Twitter

Nuff said…

Feb 21

fuckyeahtvpicspam:

Jackie: Okay, Steven, I know I promised I wouldn’t do any wedding stuff and I know you’re probably really mad, so just go ahead and yell.
Hyde: You’re beautiful.

That ’70s Show 6.18 - “You Think It’s Alright?”

(via zenmasters)

failagain:

“Coucou,

Pourrais-tu m’envoyer le cours de CM de Littérature car comme tu le sais, je ne peux pas
assister au cours. Je fais suivre le fichier à Chloé qui elle non plus ne peut pas aller au
CM!

Je te remercie infiniment,

Bonne fin de weekend”

F*****G KIDDING ME, RIGHT ?

GO DIAF BITCH. KTHKSBYE.

What you should answer:

Hello bitch err friend,

I’m sorry to hear that you can’t go to that class, and I would be delighted to offer you my notes , knowing that you would in addition passs them around like they were your own, but sadly, a red dragon singing Lady Gaga’s infamous “Bad Romance” recently stole my school purse, with my notes and my laptop, but she left me her email. Maybe you can try to persuade her to give you my notes? her email is werenotfriendgodieinafuckingfire@ihatebitches.com.

Yours truly,
The girl you only remember exist when you need her notes.

P.S: If you didn’t get the general message, let me make it simpler for you: Fuck off.

Jan 19

escapethenest:

rainydaywomen:

fuckyeahcoupling:

Jeff: You know, it’s great to see them both here.
Chrissy: Well, that’s good, huh?
Jeff: I’m not saying i preferred them separately. You know, they’re better together. I can see that. They’re, well, they’re like a leg team.
Chrissy: Good.
Jeff: Believe me, i’m not trying to part your legs… No, no, uh… Not “part” in the sense of, you know, um… I mean, i don’ want to…
Chrissy: What?
Jeff: Amputate one.
Chrissy: I’m sorry?
Jeff: I’m not one of these amputators. (amputators?!)
Chrissy: Amputators?
Jeff: Yeah, in case you were worrying. I’m not one.
Chrissy: What do you mean “amputators”?
Jeff: Well…
Chrissy: What are you talking about amputating for?
Jeff: I’m sorry. It’s on my mind.
Chrissy: Why?
Jeff: Well… (explain, tell her. you just got lost,tell her the truth.) Because… (the truth, for once! don’t tell a stupid lie!) I got a wooden leg.
Chrissy: Oh. Oh, no. Really?
Jeff: Yes, i had one of my legs amputated. But never mind, eh?

The Man With Two Legs, 2x01

hxcfairy:

these two being gay with each other is the only thing I’m enjoying about this film.

They were just the cutest thing ever, with “their dog” and stuff, I totally overship them together now…

Jan 17

marxisforbros:

flickflickflicker:(via blackhoodie)

Reminiscent of an old Mitch Hedberg joke;
“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”

Jan 01

Know what I did this year? I had the best year of my life with the best girls in the world…. Sure, I have been depressed or sad, or hurt or whatever from time to time, but I knew I would be okay, cause I had my girls…

2010 is bound to be even better since I started it with three of them…. I love you girls, so effin much!

(And this is not me being drunk, that’s called being euphoric and happy)