escapethenest:

rainydaywomen:

fuckyeahcoupling:

Jeff: You know, it’s great to see them both here.
Chrissy: Well, that’s good, huh?
Jeff: I’m not saying i preferred them separately. You know, they’re better together. I can see that. They’re, well, they’re like a leg team.
Chrissy: Good.
Jeff: Believe me, i’m  not trying to part your legs… No, no, uh… Not “part” in the sense of, you know, um… I mean, i don’ want to…
Chrissy: What?
Jeff: Amputate one.
Chrissy: I’m sorry?
Jeff: I’m not one of these amputators. (amputators?!)
Chrissy: Amputators?
Jeff: Yeah, in case you were worrying. I’m not one.
Chrissy: What do you mean “amputators”?
Jeff: Well…
Chrissy: What are you talking about amputating for?
Jeff: I’m sorry. It’s on my mind.
Chrissy: Why?
Jeff: Well… (explain, tell her. you just got lost,tell her the truth.) Because… (the truth, for once! don’t tell a stupid lie!) I got a wooden leg.
Chrissy: Oh. Oh, no. Really?
Jeff: Yes, i had one of my legs amputated. But never mind, eh?

The Man With Two Legs, 2x01