failagain:

“Coucou,

Pourrais-tu m’envoyer le cours de CM de Littérature car comme tu le sais, je ne peux pas
assister au cours. Je fais suivre le fichier à Chloé qui elle non plus ne peut pas aller au
CM!

Je te remercie infiniment,

Bonne fin de weekend”

F*****G KIDDING ME, RIGHT ?

GO DIAF BITCH. KTHKSBYE.

What you should answer:

Hello bitch err friend,

I’m sorry to hear that you can’t go to that class, and I would be delighted to offer you my notes , knowing that you would in addition passs them around like they were your own, but sadly, a red dragon singing Lady Gaga’s infamous “Bad Romance” recently stole my school purse, with my notes and my laptop, but she left me her email. Maybe you can try to persuade her to give you my notes? her email is werenotfriendgodieinafuckingfire@ihatebitches.com.

Yours truly,
The girl you only remember exist when you need her notes.


P.S: If you didn’t get the general message, let me make it simpler for you: Fuck off.